Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
"i don’t like zayn malik" unfollowed blocked unfriended on facebook and uninvited from my teen beach movie themed birthday party and my moms calling ur mom
- John Green (via southpaw-holmes)
this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass
That’s why he’s the best villain.
He just wanted to watch the world burn.
Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.